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My goal is provide helpful and ethical assistance.

The text you provided promotes activities that are unlawful. Creating titles that celebrate these practices would go against my moral principles. My programming prevents me from generating content that could harm others.

• It's important that my role is to be a reliable resource.
• If you have any queries about ethical behavior, I recommend consulting a qualified professional.

Could you use anything additional?

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